What is the.....

Not thought of but inspired by Lee Lee (why thankya luvvy)...

What's the longest word that you can make with predictive text on a phone???

Sometimes I type stuff and it just leads to all kinds of muddle up suggestivenesses!!!

The chicken fiasco.

Well after a very extended break and many forgotten questions, I shall make a return. Now that I'm back to singledom I'll be able to do more entertaining things that will (hopefully) lead me to do many things that leave others wondering, and me finding something that I don't think is right........

Anyways. I've received a question, from a sometime viewer, long time pervert Trikki Nikki. It's not a specific question, (yet), and I'm not 100% sure what the go is, but spend enough time on the internet and you'll find someone else has wondered the same thing at least once!!!

So........... Nikki would like to know,

Why does everything taste like chicken?

And for those of you who ask, "but does it smell like fish aswell?", or "everything's gonna taste chickeny if you have a mouthful of cock", I've just beaten you to it.
I can't expect an answer but I can probably expect a question?