The chicken or the egg? How fishy.

Well the what came first, the chicken or the egg question has been asked for fuck knows how long, and several several times I guess. However, after this weekend, I had a question, which got "You're an idiot" as a response, however led to some other questions.

My question is, well. fish are fish, boy or girl, fresh, frozen or food.

A cow has cow tits, udders if you will, a bull has balls and a penis.

A sow has teats, a boar has ham flavoured testicles.

Soooooooooooooo.... when cut up, bovinius foodius is called a steak.

A pig is ham, pork, bacon etc.........

However, even when you go to Red Rooster, you still get chicken. Can't you get rooster??????

Why is the feminine term of the animal used to describe it when it's food??

Even duck's duck, qual's qual, turkey's turkey. So what's the G.O?

The chicken fiasco.

Well after a very extended break and many forgotten questions, I shall make a return. Now that I'm back to singledom I'll be able to do more entertaining things that will (hopefully) lead me to do many things that leave others wondering, and me finding something that I don't think is right........

Anyways. I've received a question, from a sometime viewer, long time pervert Trikki Nikki. It's not a specific question, (yet), and I'm not 100% sure what the go is, but spend enough time on the internet and you'll find someone else has wondered the same thing at least once!!!

So........... Nikki would like to know,

Why does everything taste like chicken?

And for those of you who ask, "but does it smell like fish aswell?", or "everything's gonna taste chickeny if you have a mouthful of cock", I've just beaten you to it.
I can't expect an answer but I can probably expect a question?