How do you squirt?


I'm a bloke. I "squirt". So this question is from a female "viewer/reader" by the name of "HotBox".
Seriously. I know her real name but I promise anonymity on i dunno weekly so it stays that way.

So to the question...

You can never say all, but most blokes cum by squirting shit (cum) out the end of their dick. So do most girls. However, most girls get the good feeling after a licking, thinkin' they're clean, until the bloke with the super-tongue pops up with a grin and a white chin.

Generally speaking, you females leak/drip whatever. Watching porno that I searched for after a well known catch phrase between myself and some mates... we wondered what a squirter was?

They fuckin' squirt like a bloke who's had 3 days off wanking and is tryin' to get a sock pregnant.

Rumour has it, asian women have an extra custle (muscle in the cunt), which allows them to shoot ping pong balls. Maybe all girls can, it's just vegetables are a bit heavier and that seems to be the norm at age 16, the expirimental years.

Enough rambling, here's the question.

Some chicks squirt, some don't. Can it be learned?

If you don't squirt now, can you blast his face if you know the technique to do so?

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