Self-conscious awkwardness

You're about to embark on a journey to impress. It may be a girl/boy, potential boss, mother-in-law or any of those people that have a tendency to make you nervous. So you want things to go smoothly and you pep yourself up. Some people, (maybe not real people but at least the ones in movies), even talk to themselves in the mirror followed by a deep exhale and a shoulder shake!!!

So you enter the room with what you think is better posture, but little do you realise you look like you have a pole up your arse. Then you bang your leg on the table, and in your awkward recovery you knock a vase of the stand in the hallway.

Well done fuckwit.

In day to day life you do what you do without thinking about it. However, there are plenty of things done daily, like cooking for instance, that require a certain amount of concentration. Yeah you can stuff it up, but usually you don't if you focus on what you're doing. So...

Why is being smooth something that gets harder the more you concentrate on it?

I know the shit doesn't just happen to me, because there are sites dedicated to it!

dsa

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