So, my friends, we have a world oil crisis. They reckon that one day we'll run out of oil. Of course we will. So anyways, what's the answer?? ELECTRIC CARS!!!!!! Brilliant. They use a whole heap of batteries. Made from plastic. Electric cars don't run so good so they make them lighter. Using plastic. Plastic is made from petro-chemicals. Petro-chemicals is made from oil. The cars then need to be recharged. In Australia, the power stations use mostly coal, and oil.
Brilliant fucking solution. Morons.
Please someone, anyone, tell me...