Question from Tabatha via facebook.



Glue is used to stick things yeah?

If it don't stick, use more glue. Well...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the container?

Yeah sometimes it sticks to the lid, but not all of it.

Baby juice.

This one you actually will be able to get me an answer.

Big ups to Mikey for asking.

Firstly, if we drink water and breathe air, howcome fish don't drink air??

Secondly.....

If we're submerged in fluid for too long, we drown.

How do we breathe while an embryo??

The chicken or the egg? How fishy.

Well the what came first, the chicken or the egg question has been asked for fuck knows how long, and several several times I guess. However, after this weekend, I had a question, which got "You're an idiot" as a response, however led to some other questions.

My question is, well. fish are fish, boy or girl, fresh, frozen or food.

A cow has cow tits, udders if you will, a bull has balls and a penis.

A sow has teats, a boar has ham flavoured testicles.

Soooooooooooooo.... when cut up, bovinius foodius is called a steak.

A pig is ham, pork, bacon etc.........

However, even when you go to Red Rooster, you still get chicken. Can't you get rooster??????

Why is the feminine term of the animal used to describe it when it's food??

Even duck's duck, qual's qual, turkey's turkey. So what's the G.O?

What is the.....

Not thought of but inspired by Lee Lee (why thankya luvvy)...

What's the longest word that you can make with predictive text on a phone???

Sometimes I type stuff and it just leads to all kinds of muddle up suggestivenesses!!!

The chicken fiasco.

Well after a very extended break and many forgotten questions, I shall make a return. Now that I'm back to singledom I'll be able to do more entertaining things that will (hopefully) lead me to do many things that leave others wondering, and me finding something that I don't think is right........

Anyways. I've received a question, from a sometime viewer, long time pervert Trikki Nikki. It's not a specific question, (yet), and I'm not 100% sure what the go is, but spend enough time on the internet and you'll find someone else has wondered the same thing at least once!!!

So........... Nikki would like to know,

Why does everything taste like chicken?

And for those of you who ask, "but does it smell like fish aswell?", or "everything's gonna taste chickeny if you have a mouthful of cock", I've just beaten you to it.
I can't expect an answer but I can probably expect a question?

thermometer

simple simple simple question...

It's not just statistics I find useless, just generally public information. Here in Melbourne we had a heatwave, (above 40c for 3 days or so), and the temperature(s) was/were taken in the shade by the weather bureau, so it was hotter in the sun. I don't know 'bout the rest of the world but here everytime someone tells you a temperature, the response is generally, "Bullshit mate, feels hotter than that!", well it probably is. The reason it's taken in the shade, I'm assuming here btw, is that while the mercury indicates the temperature, it's encased, or at least built including, glass and metal. Two things that absorb and radiate heat much hotter than air temperature. For proof touch a roller door in the sun!!!!

How can the temperature then ever really be accurate??

Bullbar question

I'm pretty sure we all know what a bull is. I'm also sure
you know what a bar is. However, the 2 together as one word form something that has to do with a bull. Although not that much to do with a bar. Well not the one pictured anyway. Dunno what they're called elsewhere, but I'm guessing here, it's a pretty safe bet that bullbars got their name from trucks putting some metal on the front to prevent or minimize damage if they hit a bull. Although, with the ratio of freeroaming cattle, they're more likely to hit a cow aren't they??

Then trains have had the same problem, and they have a similar mechanism. Except it's called a cowcatcher. At first you could assume, ok, Bull was put with Bar because of the B. Safe assumption? Also safe to assume cow was put with catcher for the same reason??

So we've almost made sense of it... except the cowcatcher pushes the cow to the side, so it's closer to throwing it really........

Anyway, the question....

Is this just a case of political correctness gone too far?? The cowcatcher is a feminine term, so a masculine one is created specifically to even shit out???

Why can't they both be called cattlechuckers or something???

Seriously though, Animal Deflection Unit is a fair crap name, but why is one masculine and one feminine, when they're both more likely to hit a native animal, or if it's livestock, almost definitely a cow?