Does this happen to anyone else?

Just a quicken.... Now, the dentist told me that I brush my teeth too hard so it's possible I do the same to my toast. However, it happens only with one spread, never with the butter. I still ask though, as variety probably isn't the most accurate description of my dietary intake, particularly when it comes to breakfast.

When bread is made, the dough is mixed in a mixing bowl, and comes out pretty smooth. In this case it's divided into 800g pieces with minimum manipulation.

Then fed through a roller, which makes it come out sausage shaped, then put in a tin and from there it rises.

This rising gives it aeration, this is where the holes in your bread come from. These wholes look kinda random, or without directional grain...

So why the fuck is there only one direction I can spread my vegemite on my toast without ripping my fucking bread apart?

Does this happen to anyone else with vegemite or any other spreads?

Is it sharp everywhere?

I went to the Zoo this weekend. It was good. There were animals. :)

In all seriousness though it was the birthday for the daughter of a friend of mine, and although some of the animals did nada but snore their way through the day, the 4 male lions were taking it turns creeping real close to the fence and making eye contact, there was a gorilla who was possesive of his sack that he wore as a cape, and a BIG ASS silverback who made all the other ones run like biatches. Plus a little orange monkey was annoying a big one that was trying to sleep right near the window. That shit was pretty cool.

Anyway, there was a stage during the day where I had to pee. The trees were calling me, I was surrounded by nature but the Zoo provides facilities so I figured I'd actually use them, especially seeing as we were in the eatery bit anyway...

So in I wander, pee I do. Turn around and lo and behold... a sharps container. Now there used to be a more prevelant heroin problem here in Melbourne, or at least more noticable, so sharps containers are nothing new, particularly in public toilets. However, I figured, anyone desperate enough to shoot up heroin isn't going to spend money on the zoo... soooooooooooooooooo,

Are sharps containers in places such as the Zoo to cater for people with diabetes and the like?

In all honesty, it's a serious question.

Why for you like midgets?

Yes, there'll be some better questions coming soon. Time is money. I have neither. To be honest I have time but anyway.......

OK so the majority of people that visit my site get here via a google image search, as I don't really have anything consistent enough to be on a list for a regular search do I?

As you know, (or would if you'd read my previous ramblings, I'm a disbeliever of statistics, so I won't be looking up the %age of Islamically faithed people that use the internet, or the %age of Moosy's compared to others in a world population sense, but the fact that it rates as my second most popular page from people looking at burqas doesn't intrigue me.

What does though, is the fact that the definite majority of hits are people not just seeing on a search, but clicking on, the fat midget stripper.

WFT is the fascination??? Can't one of you people answer my question then?!

Passports only get you almost anywhere

Today, I saw several passports. The older, traditional style Australian ones, and the new Aussie ones that are just a bit smaller and have a thing you can scan to get you through customs a little quicker. Then I saw the green demon. A Bangladeshi passport. Open it up...

This passport is valid in all countries except Israel.

This is because most Bangla's are Muslim, although I thought church and state were seperate there.

So anyway... serious question,

What other countries passport doesn't allow you to go everywhere?

Reference is below for those who aren't aware. Anyways, I though that if Queen's birthday isn't her actual birthday then it must be a birthday of a monarch some time in history. It's not! It varies country to country and state to state so...

Why did they pick these dates?

The Queen's Birthday is celebrated as a public holiday in 53 Commonwealth countries, although it is also celebrated in Fiji, now a republic. The exact date of the celebration varies from country to country, and it does not usually mark the real birthday of the sovereign (the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, was born on 21 April 1926). Most Commonwealth Realms release a Birthday Honours List at this time.

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Hi... I've been busy and sick lately so haven't been going weekly. Not that you motherfuckers read this anyway. Mongrels. This one is more of an insight into how my mind processes things as opposed to an actual question. I know you'll never get this, as it kinda comes from an idiot statement made by someone else.

However, if you can give me an answer, it'll be interesting to see how you go there.

Answer me via email, if you'd prefer your choices not to be published.

So... You know someone with brown eyes. This feature being your relevant starting point, how do they end up with the nickname "Loco"?

To make it more difficult, no they're not crazy, nor Mexican. So riddle me this bitches!

Why are painters overalls never patterned? This is why.

Ended up answering my question. I know that painters overalls are white because painters use mostly, well, white paint. Almost makes sense doesn't it? Have you ever ever ever seen a painter that's not multicoloured though? Thought not. Also thought, even though tradesmen are allowed, even expected, to be filthy, wouldn't a colour or pattern, be ugly, but also give a neater cleaner appearance.

It'd make 'em look like fuckwits. I need a better question next week!