What's a better solution when we run out of oil?

So, my friends, we have a world oil crisis. They reckon that one day we'll run out of oil. Of course we will. So anyways, what's the answer?? ELECTRIC CARS!!!!!! Brilliant. They use a whole heap of batteries. Made from plastic. Electric cars don't run so good so they make them lighter. Using plastic. Plastic is made from petro-chemicals. Petro-chemicals is made from oil. The cars then need to be recharged. In Australia, the power stations use mostly coal, and oil.

Brilliant fucking solution. Morons.

Please someone, anyone, tell me...

What's a better solution than stupid fucking electric cars?

Update (again)

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together."
Vincent Van Gogh

So my blogs have been impulsive. Also, they've been a series of small thoughts bought together. So I'm a little confused here. Anyway, it has happened. Finally i dunno weekly has overtaken the random personal blog of mine. Which is good. Except for one thing. I'm still getting bugger all feed back so I will run out of questions at some stage. Now that I've slowed it down to weekly like intended, can you visitors go through a few of the older questions and answer them. That is the point of this thing anyways.

So thankyou, and fuck you. You get 2 thank yous when you answer my questions!!!

So cheers to Lee, Eric and Joel.

i dunno weekly update

It's happening again. Daily views are going up, responses and constructive critisism aren't. I'm obviously doing something wrong. The only feedback I've had re the site was to make the logo colourful and more exciting. C'mon guys... I'm (safely I think), assuming I'm getting repeat visitors, not new ones who never return. If I'm wrong, criticisms can be posted as a comment, or emailed to subkulcha@hotmail.com



Thanks for fueling my disappointment.

flat battery thing

So I'm well aware that my phone has a low battery, but figure it should be enough to last the day. Which it is. Until I get bored and play some games on it. So I'm down to one bar... and the phone's on standby, (dark screen etc to save battery)... But then, about 15 fucking times it beeps, and says low battery, which takes it off standby, then runs the screensaver for a couple of minutes, which uses the battery more than it would if it just assumed I was aware of my current battery situation!

So who's brilliant idea was that?!

Moron.

Are midgets proportional?

I could look this up but I'd rather be told so I don't have to see it and/or look at midget porn. Do they have regular size doodles and balls or are they little too??

Self-conscious awkwardness

You're about to embark on a journey to impress. It may be a girl/boy, potential boss, mother-in-law or any of those people that have a tendency to make you nervous. So you want things to go smoothly and you pep yourself up. Some people, (maybe not real people but at least the ones in movies), even talk to themselves in the mirror followed by a deep exhale and a shoulder shake!!!

So you enter the room with what you think is better posture, but little do you realise you look like you have a pole up your arse. Then you bang your leg on the table, and in your awkward recovery you knock a vase of the stand in the hallway.

Well done fuckwit.

In day to day life you do what you do without thinking about it. However, there are plenty of things done daily, like cooking for instance, that require a certain amount of concentration. Yeah you can stuff it up, but usually you don't if you focus on what you're doing. So...

Why is being smooth something that gets harder the more you concentrate on it?

I know the shit doesn't just happen to me, because there are sites dedicated to it!

dsa

The top ladder step.

I've noticed it on nearly every modern ladder I've seen. In fact, I bought one the other day, (picture will come later if I feel it's relevant and I can be bothered).

So anyways, it's not particularly high, maybe 1.6m. Has steps, (as most ladders do), all the way up it. ALL THE WAY UP IT. In fact it's as if the ladder is built entirely from steps!!!

"AAAAAAAhhhh, how bizaare!", I assume you probably won't think. Yes I'm stating the obvious. I'm uneducated this is how I demonstrate the point I'm (trying to) make more often than not.

So this ladder, with stairs all the way up, has a sticker on it. Same as all the other ladders that were available for sale. They all read, "Do not use top step", or "Do not step past this stair".

Safety and liability gone stupid thanks to civil libertarians, (I hate them whinging fuckers). So if the ladder companies feel the need to warn against doing this,

Why the fuck don't they make them with 2 less steps?

It wouldn't exactly be the most difficult piece of engineering to make a fucking ladder that has the stairs stop at the safest point, with the rest of the ladder braced in such a way that it is obviously not a step, that you may use after ignoring the warning, and subsequently break your neck.

Fuckwits.