Isn't this a conflict of interest?

Unfortunately this one is more of a social commentary than a question. Well it's a question, just kinda rhetorical.

Unless you've been hiding under a rock this week you would know that Paris Hilton got banned from a hotel this week. The Hyatt hotel in Moscow. $16,000 a night. Now, it's fairly obvious her parents never disallowed her to do many things but...

A Hilton... in a Hyatt hotel???

Good advertising for the Hyatt, but there's a fuckin' HILTON IN MOSCOW!!!

Why would she give $16,000 to a competitor?

It's obviously not going to push them up and send the family company broke but still. Bit weird.

The Simpson-van-dong-wins

Homer Simpson? or is it...

HOMER NGUYEN

The theory behind this, some may say, preposterous statement? You know it bitches. A question. I shall lead you in to it. I can't be bothered typing it all in a "If some Wicks are Slicks, and some Slicks are Snicks, then some Wicks are definitely Snicks." sense, plus I don't know how to spell in this language so I'll just put random facts and you can figure it out.

In Vietnamese, if you're talking about your mother (who is pissing you off), you might say, "D'oh mah" or "Fuck Mum". Someone elses, "D'oh mah mai", "Fuck your mother". To have a not so subtle crack at someone with nice cans, you may say, "D'oh vu bu mah", which simply means, "Fuck your big tits".

This could be used in both a sleazy request form, or from female to female saying that her brain is better than the other bitches big noogs. Anyways, the common word in all of those phrases just so happens to be "D'oh", or if you're Viet, "Fuck".

So The Simpsons is probably a lot funnier to Viets who hear Homer saying fuck a lot. Like a lot. To be truthful, it actually gives me more respect for homer. He is bilingual. Not suffering tourettes.

So finally the question(s)...

Is The Simpsons a hell of a lot funnier to Vietnamese people, and did the producers somehow have this in mind when writing it?

Seems unlikely, however it is kind of a smart subtle idea (thanks!). Remember the Simpsons came out a looooooong time before things such as the Family Guy, and swearing on TV, especially American TV, was a lot more iffy.

Your thoughts...

Random fact.

Since it's inception, I've been struggling with advertising/marketing for idunnoweekly. I can only advertise it on myspace and through word of mouth. I did at one stage think it was a brilliant idea.

My other blog, however, has been much more succesful numbers wise with the amount of hits it's had, and this is with little to no promotion. Weird.

This month, I've had a mere 47 hits, (and yes I have blocked my IP from the stat counter). For some reason I manage that weekly, if not daily for the other blog. However, I've had more hits while I haven't been blogging as opposed to when I'm going sick. Anyways...

These questions, (or some of them), have been looked at approximately 300 times and have had only 2 answers. Not particularly happy.

GP Practice

In most countries, a Doctor (General Practitioner to be specific), goes to tertiary education for 7 years or thereabouts. You would assume that they'd be fairly good at what they do. What is slightly unnerving though, is that they end up a practitioner, defined as:

someone who practices a learned profession

If it's a learned profession can't you just do it? Say for instance, if I play a video game, to practice, I would not be scoring points, or achieving set goals. I would be experimenting on different techniques to learn what happens as an outcome.

After practice(1), I put in to practice(2), the things I have learnt while practicing.

So, for some fucked up reason beknown only to those who invented Enklish (sic)... to practice is to learn how to perfect something, yet you can still practice a learned profession.

Why is the word practice an oxymoron by it's own definition?

How do you squirt?

I'm a bloke. I "squirt". So this question is from a female "viewer/reader" by the name of "HotBox".
Seriously. I know her real name but I promise anonymity on i dunno weekly so it stays that way.

So to the question...

You can never say all, but most blokes cum by squirting shit (cum) out the end of their dick. So do most girls. However, most girls get the good feeling after a licking, thinkin' they're clean, until the bloke with the super-tongue pops up with a grin and a white chin.

Generally speaking, you females leak/drip whatever. Watching porno that I searched for after a well known catch phrase between myself and some mates... we wondered what a squirter was?

They fuckin' squirt like a bloke who's had 3 days off wanking and is tryin' to get a sock pregnant.

Rumour has it, asian women have an extra custle (muscle in the cunt), which allows them to shoot ping pong balls. Maybe all girls can, it's just vegetables are a bit heavier and that seems to be the norm at age 16, the expirimental years.

Enough rambling, here's the question.

Some chicks squirt, some don't. Can it be learned?

If you don't squirt now, can you blast his face if you know the technique to do so?