Reference is below for those who aren't aware. Anyways, I though that if Queen's birthday isn't her actual birthday then it must be a birthday of a monarch some time in history. It's not! It varies country to country and state to state so...

Why did they pick these dates?

The Queen's Birthday is celebrated as a public holiday in 53 Commonwealth countries, although it is also celebrated in Fiji, now a republic. The exact date of the celebration varies from country to country, and it does not usually mark the real birthday of the sovereign (the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, was born on 21 April 1926). Most Commonwealth Realms release a Birthday Honours List at this time.

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Hi... I've been busy and sick lately so haven't been going weekly. Not that you motherfuckers read this anyway. Mongrels. This one is more of an insight into how my mind processes things as opposed to an actual question. I know you'll never get this, as it kinda comes from an idiot statement made by someone else.

However, if you can give me an answer, it'll be interesting to see how you go there.

Answer me via email, if you'd prefer your choices not to be published.

So... You know someone with brown eyes. This feature being your relevant starting point, how do they end up with the nickname "Loco"?

To make it more difficult, no they're not crazy, nor Mexican. So riddle me this bitches!

Why are painters overalls never patterned? This is why.

Ended up answering my question. I know that painters overalls are white because painters use mostly, well, white paint. Almost makes sense doesn't it? Have you ever ever ever seen a painter that's not multicoloured though? Thought not. Also thought, even though tradesmen are allowed, even expected, to be filthy, wouldn't a colour or pattern, be ugly, but also give a neater cleaner appearance.

It'd make 'em look like fuckwits. I need a better question next week!