Passports only get you almost anywhere

Today, I saw several passports. The older, traditional style Australian ones, and the new Aussie ones that are just a bit smaller and have a thing you can scan to get you through customs a little quicker. Then I saw the green demon. A Bangladeshi passport. Open it up...

This passport is valid in all countries except Israel.

This is because most Bangla's are Muslim, although I thought church and state were seperate there.

So anyway... serious question,

What other countries passport doesn't allow you to go everywhere?

Reference is below for those who aren't aware. Anyways, I though that if Queen's birthday isn't her actual birthday then it must be a birthday of a monarch some time in history. It's not! It varies country to country and state to state so...

Why did they pick these dates?

The Queen's Birthday is celebrated as a public holiday in 53 Commonwealth countries, although it is also celebrated in Fiji, now a republic. The exact date of the celebration varies from country to country, and it does not usually mark the real birthday of the sovereign (the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, was born on 21 April 1926). Most Commonwealth Realms release a Birthday Honours List at this time.

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Hi... I've been busy and sick lately so haven't been going weekly. Not that you motherfuckers read this anyway. Mongrels. This one is more of an insight into how my mind processes things as opposed to an actual question. I know you'll never get this, as it kinda comes from an idiot statement made by someone else.

However, if you can give me an answer, it'll be interesting to see how you go there.

Answer me via email, if you'd prefer your choices not to be published.

So... You know someone with brown eyes. This feature being your relevant starting point, how do they end up with the nickname "Loco"?

To make it more difficult, no they're not crazy, nor Mexican. So riddle me this bitches!

Why are painters overalls never patterned? This is why.

Ended up answering my question. I know that painters overalls are white because painters use mostly, well, white paint. Almost makes sense doesn't it? Have you ever ever ever seen a painter that's not multicoloured though? Thought not. Also thought, even though tradesmen are allowed, even expected, to be filthy, wouldn't a colour or pattern, be ugly, but also give a neater cleaner appearance.

It'd make 'em look like fuckwits. I need a better question next week!

Thanger and co.

I know you can get some good quality coat-hangers that are actually capable of holding a coat but that's beside the point. I was in my wardrobe the other day, look at all my hanging clothes, (which for me, the drawerless man), is basically everything except jocks 'n' socks. So as I asked this question, I thought "Hang on, stop! Other people use drawers, therefore only hanging coats", hence the name... But Alas no!

The vast majority of things on coathangers for a male, would be shirts! For a lass, dresses. So you prepare yourself. You think I'm going to ask, "Well why are they called coathangers?", I was going to, I woulda called them shirt-rods. Or dress-holder-upper-me-bobs. No no no no. The question, my not so avid reader who came here off a google image link by accident, (Yes I'm watching you I have everything about you motherfuckers), is is is is is... In the old days, men wore shirts a lot more than now. Coats were I assume, optional, (so left hanging), yet your vast majority of clothes would have been shirts and dress pants.

So how did the old motherfuuckers store 'em?

Obviously not on hangers!

Blue On Black

No pictures. No shit. This question is for me. The song Blue On Black by the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band is sung by who. The internet answers Kenny Wayne. This is wrong. Kenny does the lead guitar and backing vocals on chorus. Anyone know the name of the actual singer??

extraordinary

English is a language with an extraordinary amount of silly things, and oxymoronic words and phrases.

So... As we define extraordinary, we get

• beyond what is ordinary or usual; highly unusual or exceptional or remarkable;
• far more than usual or expected;

As you can see, it's made of two words, extra and ordinary.

So *wikka wikka break it down now*

Extra:

• excess: more than is needed, desired, or required;
  
• further or added;
• unusually or exceptionally;
  
• something additional of the same kind;
  

Then we come to Ordinary:

• not exceptional in any way especially in quality or ability or size or degree;
  
• average: lacking special distinction, rank, or status; commonly encountered;
  

So..... extraordinary means something unsual.... but if you used it as two words, it would mean an excess amount of ordinary things, or something so ordinary it's not even funny, but it doesn't.

In context, I find this an extraordinary lack of thought to whoever the dimwit was the inventionamised this stupid fucking word. Americans, save us with your Americanisms.... May the ax break you out of jail while those who love their old school Enklish (sic) catch some Zeeeeeeeeeee's.