The apes climbed down from the trees


Grew tall and they started talking. If you believe in science, man evolved from apes, and with some exceptions, had less body hair, due to clothing. If you're religious, God made man, who lived relatively naked in the garden of Eden, which we can safely assume was warm enough to be naked or close to.

Our body temperature is controlled through many biological functions. Common knowledge is one of the main areas heat escapes the body is through the head. As man has evolved, this is our thickest coat of "fur".

However, generally speaking, our hair is also thicker in certain places... Underarms, legs, and the pubic region, (including your bum crack).

If you have a look at your kneecaps, the hairs are shorter from rubbing against your pants.

Strangely enough though, the places where human body hair is denser, are also places that frequently rub against things. So that confuses me for a start.

Looking at my dogs though, they're furry, excep the hair is thinner, on their inner legs, nose, arsehole, and pubic region. Obviously some of it is for hygene reasons but still leaves me confused.

Why are the most frequently clothed and friction affected hairy areas of the human body unaffected by this shit?



By the way, people were invented before toilet paper, so why's it hairy there. Not the most hygenic of God's inventions!

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